Book: Reserve. Page 1



Mitrofanov has grown a fantastic lazy, if you can call a lazy man, read ten thousand books.
Mitrophanov, not washed, not shaved, did not attend Lenin subbotniks. Do not return the debt, and not laced up boots. To wear a hat he was lazy. He just put it on his head.
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Tourists from Riga - the most educated. Whatever you say, nodding and smiling. If you ask questions then, as they say, on the farm. How many Pushkin serfs? What is the income brought Mikhaylovskaya? What was the cost to repair the manor house?
Caucasians behave differently. They do not listen. Talking among themselves and laughing. On the way to Trigorskoye lovingly looking at sheep. Obviously, there are potential meat. If you ask questions, completely unexpected. For example: "what was the duel of Pushkin and Lermontov?"
Quote Explanation: Dovlatov - about his work as a tour guide in the Pushkin Mountains.
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What did you do to your wife? She was simple-minded, Flirty, loved to have fun. You made her jealous, suspicious and nervous. Her constant phrase: "What do you mean?" - a monument to your resourcefulness...
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Tanya surprised me with his silent obedience. I didn't understand, what do you think of indifference, humility, pride?
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The police then came another four times. And I have always known in advance. I was warned alcoholic Smirnov.
Gene Smirnov was a degenerate journalist. He lived opposite my house. Drank all day at the window of the Chartreuse. And curiously glanced at the street.
And I lived in the courtyard on the fifth floor without a lift. From the gate to our entrance was about a hundred meters.
If the yard came the police, Smirnov pushed away the bottle. He called me on the phone and clearly uttered one phrase:
- ***and go!
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Has not managed and without scandal. The bald guy got drunk and shouted:
- Well, running from a sinking ship!?
But he replied:
- So the ship is sinking? And this we hear from a party member?!
- I'm a non-partisan, is a brawler - I'm sad that the release of only the Jews!
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- And you - shit, Gorynych! Crap, an ignoramus and a scoundrel! And always be a scoundrel, even if you appoint a senior Lieutenant... you Know, why are you knocking? Because you don't like women...
Guryanov backed away and retreated. He had to choose between indifference and superiority, and it ended rude.
I felt a tremendous relief. And anyway, what could be better than the unexpected release of speech?!
To abuse Guryanov not prepared. And because talking is a natural human tone:
- To humiliate friend is the most easy... You don't know how it all turned out... He went to a sonorous whisper:
- I almost went for the early childhood. Bodies I actually saved.
Paper given to the University. Now residence promise. After all, I myself... from Kulunda Kulunda You been? Enjoy below average...
And - I say - then it's understandable... Kulunda changes everything...
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You, I know, to Leningrad together. My advice to you is not a nuisance. Culturally speaking - do not tweet. Authorities educate, educate, and punish. A dossier you stronger than "Faust" Goethe. You have enough material for forty years... And remember, a criminal case - it's not pants rant. Criminal case sewn in five minutes. You are already in the construction of communism... So be quiet...
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- So - say - always turns out. First kill and then begin to search his personal belongings. So it was with Dostoevsky, Yesenin... So it will be with Pasternak. Come to your senses - begin to search the personal belongings of Solzhenitsyn...
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Then it was crowded, and there were words in the morning is painful to recall. And most importantly, it was morning, and as such, able to walk out of the darkness by the outlines of objects. The morning without the frustration that I was expecting and feared.
I remember I even said:
And morning to you...
So obviously she's prettier without makeup. Since this all started.
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And, perhaps, the last dying in a man - meanness. The ability to respond to dyed blondes and the attraction to Peru...
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The morning bitterness overshadowed yesterday's disgrace.
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Her face was imprinted an expression of deep sorrow and final.
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You said, raging black earth...
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Wish abstraction with dodekafonii!
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