Comic: Watch out for that damn thing!

I noticed you are a great kissing man. May I help you demonstrate your parquet skills? After all, this is the perfect partner for such a bastard.

Who would have known that he could issue tirades at a rate of ten words per second. Shooter, magician and rapper - well, just a man of dreams.

The fact that after what I saw I did not grab your head and did not smash it against the wall already proves my adequacy.

- Well, don't duels usually put their heads on the stake?
- For the sake of all that is holy, why would I want your head?
- Why not? I want yours.

We should look for a sword. Then I can punch myself in the face with it and cut myself off again.