Movie: Mean girls (Mean Girls)

- Why are you dressed so scary?
- It's Halloween.

- Well, how was your summer?
- I got divorced.
- Well, my rheumatism is not gone.

I want to bake a cake of smiles and hugs and to share them with everyone.

Laughing at other people's fat doesn't make you thinner. Calling someone a fool, you will become smarter. Arranging trouble Regina George, I did not become happier. In life we all have to solve our own problems.

I gave him everything! I was half a virgin!

I'm sorry, Regina, for shit! Did not know why! Probably fell in love with you big lesbian love! So put your...

Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed when at the dance you have overcome the diarrhea that trumpeted all! And sorry to remind you!

Alice, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch! You're not to blame, that gap-toothed!

About me say that I have not the girl, because buy more tampons! And the thing is a wide vagina and abundant monthly!

Some have a desire to undress and touch the other, but if you touch it, will start chlamydia and you will die!

- First, you're swell! The body is now working on the water! The water is gone, there'll be muscle! So the box says...
- Do you know Swedish?
- Yes! In Africa everyone knows Swedish...

- Everyone has a talent!
- I can fit my fist in my mouth! Show?
- No, not now! And anything else?
- I'm a telepath! I have a third eye!
- In what sense?
- I'm psychic! Well, sort of! Breast can predict rain!
Really? That's crazy!
- Yes, I know when he goes!

- What's that smell?
Is Regimin perfume!
- Stink like a teenage prostitute!
- Thank you!

A complete ass! The only result for the month - her face smells like peppermint!