Movie: Striped flight. Page 1



Oleg Petrovich is strict but fair.
№ 422668   Added MegaMozg 08-07-2021 / 19:36
I don’t do monkeys. Give me a tiger, a lion, this ... leopard. As a last resort, I can take up a crocodile.
№ 422667   Added MegaMozg 08-07-2021 / 19:33
A monkey on a ship is worse than dynamite.
№ 422666   Added MegaMozg 08-07-2021 / 19:30
In the middle is the rump - rump - podatok, brisket, rump, followed by the ham... well, of course, the pelt, liver, udder... Oh, that is...
- Where?!
It... here: (from the audience: "Here", "Clear") Well, that is to say, it is easier, as they say, not a scientific failure. So to say... (shakes fist) Failed, comrades!
№ 381942   Added Viker 05-11-2019 / 14:16
- What he [the tiger] eats?
- I read that he eats human victims. What?
Well... it may Very well be. You judge for yourself, comrades: what to eat, when he ends pork, horsemeat, beef, and fish oil... so he eats people.
№ 381941   Added Viker 05-11-2019 / 14:16
Let me feed you, feed, you'll grow big as a tiger, go and kill him, fool that. If he doesn't understand that I love him... and spoil myself with them.
№ 266980   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:29
Fellow barmaid, good enough to take a vertical position!
№ 266979   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:29
You are tiger, you're a pig!
№ 235452   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 10:04
- What's on second?
- Sausages.
- Why do you speak about it in plural?
№ 21949   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 03:27
Ordinary hairstyle. Form is called "Mama I'm a fool".
№ 21859   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 03:24
I'm not a coward - but I'm afraid.
№ 8683   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 00:37