Movie: Taxi (Taxi)



Of course, he got me, he is doing a good job. But for me, driver's license, my life, if today I'm walking, going to die tomorrow, so let's cut the crap and kill me, okay?
№ 364021   Added MegaMozg 12-03-2019 / 21:37
- Do you think they are angry?
- If a girl is late for a date for 17 hours, what would you do?
- I'll kill her.
- Well, you know the answer.
- Yes, but we with flowers...
№ 119057   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 22:01
- Can you save my life?!
- Abstract - no. Although... What are the symptoms?
- Airplane 25 minutes. If I'm late and I'm dead; you have time - you're a rich man.
- Mmm, You are lucky. I'm not a doctor, but like an ambulance.
№ 119047   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 22:01
At the end of the street we turn left. Yes, turn. Turn! Stop here! Stop! Are you completely stupid?! For 10 years, never seen such a noodle. You can't tell your right from your left?
- Have early to say...
- Really? Do you send a Fax, when to turn left? Left is left, dammit! What is easier to turn the steering wheel and press a pedal!
- That's your business.
- And what is yours? Where they such dunces like you? Working in the circus, the zoo?
And there and there. *shows the police certificate*
- Earlier I said, sir...
- It was necessary to send Fax?
№ 119045   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 22:00
- Not all police are fools.
Yes. There are scammers, alcoholics, idiots...
№ 87800   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 16:42
What beautiful flowers. Can we smoke them?
№ 87799   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 16:42
The good news for the record books! Listen. Taxi. Went... to what speed?
- 140?
First. And then he moved on to the second.
№ 58043   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 13:24
No more a gambler than a driver!
№ 25363   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 06:08
- Hey, you shouldn't worry about me, You can deprive of the rights?
Don't worry, Monsieur, I have no rights!
№ 23062   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 04:18
- On the speed limit sign says 90 km/h.
- And I thought it was for skateboards.
№ 13808   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:57