Character: Daniel Morales



Of course, he got me, he is doing a good job. But for me, driver's license, my life, if today I'm walking, going to die tomorrow, so let's cut the crap and kill me, okay?
№ 364021   Added MegaMozg 12-03-2019 / 21:37
- All to buckle up!
I think we need to slow down!
- I want to see us shot down like rabbits?
- No, but to hit a tank I don't want! Daniel, since Peter here, I would like to spend time with her before I die!
Don't worry, I'm taking you to heaven!
- It's Paradise! I stay here on earth!
- Hallelujah!
№ 307510   Added MegaMozg 12-11-2017 / 11:19
- You are a very good driver.
- On this I'm not going and standing. I can't hear the motor noise. It's unnerving. The engine was supposed to roar and not a whisper.
№ 307505   Added Viker 12-11-2017 / 11:16
- And the gangs?
Yes. But the most dangerous are the heavy mob. Hundreds of thousands of them! But they are easy to find in the form the whistle in his mouth and beer in hand!
№ 307503   Added Viker 12-11-2017 / 11:16
- As always, in the center of events?
Hi. You know what I brought?
Is General Bertino. Commander of the southern military district.
Is Lily's father! Today they had lunch.
Are you kidding? Incredible!
Yeah I hate the military - and so ran!
Police officers do not like friends to me!
I hate cops, but you're different.
№ 307501   Added Viker 12-11-2017 / 11:16
- And now the endurance test: three hours of memories about the war.
- I learned patience in traffic jams.
№ 307496   Added Viker 12-11-2017 / 11:15
I'll have a look around.
- I think in vain.
- Yes, I'll be right back.
- Here at least once listened to me!
Quote Explanation: Emilien wants to get out of the car and falls in the snow
№ 175797   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 18:26
- You're at a massage parlor?
- What are you, Lily! We're in the sky, your dad dumped us. Emilien behind the wheel, I fix the parachute, the nurse singing to calm us down.
- You're stoned, right?
№ 44079   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:04
Emilien, I just saved your life!
- Spas. I would do the same for you.
Then I'd die under the wheels of a police car...
№ 33636   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 13:14
- Think ahead of the woods.
- Afraid of getting lost?
- I'm afraid to spoil the landscape.
№ 23643   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 04:45
- Man, what would I do without you...
'Nonsense, of course.
№ 23642   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 04:45
- What's the month?
- Eighth.
And the whole time you were silent?
Yeah I just found out today!
№ 23641   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 04:45