tube [Theme]

In any good restaurant, you experience a special moment before trying the first bite, and this moment should be put as the first item on the menu. It is anticipation spiced up with a firm conviction that you will not be disappointed. The order is accepted, the first glass of wine is in hand, seductive aromas are heard from the kitchen door every time it is opened, the waiters are in a hurry, the corks are taken out of the bottles, they are damp, and everything is exactly as it should be. You sit back in your chair and everything is fine in the world.

In order not to arrange an unplanned bathing in wine, you must follow your own tricks. Champagne, as a woman, requires a special approach. He needs to be slightly indulged, otherwise hysteria and an explosion are inevitable, coupled with the flight of cork and foam.

If there is an idea, it immediately need to perform. This is the Internet. If you have a lot of ideas, they like the tubes you have are in your head spinning. But if you do-sing, embody-embody, then you have something interesting to dig in himself. It's also part of the analysis and research yourself what you're capable of.

In Moscow you can only travel at night. A day excursion to the Moscow traffic jams.

- This is butted, e-my! Well, look at the Navigator, what is it?
- 12 points!
- This can not be, high - ten!
- Here red not only the street, but the yards!
- New and direct Mayday!

It's amazing how much you can remember, standing in a traffic jam.

- Yes?
- Nick, where are you? You exit in an hour!
- I can't.
Ohrenel what? Why?
- Trying to commit suicide. Wait until the traffic dies down.

"Russia has started the world championship on football. <...> the arrivals of foreigners to Russia have tried to provide maximum comfort".
- It offers a comfortable Moscow traffic, which can be so cozy to sit and think about eternity!

How many more people need to stand in traffic jams, so that people no longer consider the car a symbol of freedom?

- And now the endurance test: three hours of memories about the war.
- I learned patience in traffic jams.

The games have save points that allow you to consolidate all of what you went through. In Moscow there are no such points, so the tube every day have to go again.

Delays have become the norm, with the same usual excuse - "There's traffic". Amazing, isn't it, "the Tube? In Moscow? Yes, okay?! This can not be!"

Metropolis shook himself like a great shaggy dog. Half asleep, yawned, Baring fangs skyscrapers. Licked dark blue tongue river embankments lips, dried over night. Listened to the hungry rumbling half-empty subway cars and began to comb out fleas from tangles residential districts: vans, glistening chitinous shells, rushed to the middle of the streets, jumped, overtaking each other, but soon firmly stood in traffic and congestion.

- It was an adventure!
- What happened?
- You have no idea what I hit traffic! Three hours it took me to get here.
- Where?
From Nerable - the other end of Paris!
- Well, the adventure, Yes!