Character: Nikita Kolesnikov

- Yes?
- Nick, where are you? You exit in an hour!
- I can't.
Ohrenel what? Why?
- Trying to commit suicide. Wait until the traffic dies down.

When love ends, we vow to never step on the same rake. But it takes quite some time, and we are looking for them - the same rake.

What they do not need sex? Need. Why Boobs have to be earned, and the member is always free?

When leaving you girl, the first thought naturally commit suicide...

Stop, stop, stop, stop! You took me to the dentist? Are you kidding me?! You know what I hate...

Hey!
Hey!? How do you know me "Hey"? Only mom called me that.

I have had a difficult childhood, sad as the Moldavian clerk on the outskirts of Chisinau...

Every day millions of people pretending to go to work or engaged in some other important matters, but, actually, every second of all just looking for love.

It is strange that we are afraid to be friends with those with whom we shared the best moments of this short life. And what else can we be?

Yes, everyone is looking for love, but afraid to find her. Scared to get attached to someone and then to lose it. But parting is part of life. This is the planet of endings. I wonder why us in childhood do not teach? What for to you the multiplication table, if you say: "Sorry, we're friends now"?

Robots are cool. They do not cry, do not suffer. They don't feel anything. And no one can hurt them. To be a robot better than a human.

- What's your plan?
- Screw the plan!