Author of quotes: Tigran Keosayan

Yes, fellow citizens, the world has no things left that can't offending anyone! Tolerance is strangling America at such a pace that soon the women there will have to be called vaginaamerican!

"Russia has started the world championship on football. <...> the arrivals of foreigners to Russia have tried to provide maximum comfort".
- It offers a comfortable Moscow traffic, which can be so cozy to sit and think about eternity!

"Margarita Simonyan wrote wrote in social networks that calls President Poroshenko to a duel - dictation on the Russian language".
- That's it! We, the Armenians, for Russian language who want his throat slit!

"On the eve of direct line's press Secretary Dmitry Peskov said that the format of communication will be improved technologically".
- Some Russians, the President answered their questions directly to the brain!

The blood of our guest consists of leukocytes, platelets, and opposition! Eduard Limonov will come to visit us, fellow citizens!

"Vitaly Mutko will become Deputy Prime Minister for construction".
- Now I understand why the builders were in a hurry to finish the Crimean bridge prior TO this appointment! We know what is written on the new sign Cabinet Vitaly Mutko: "the Vice-Premier of the government Bai ze questions of sterility and regional radvilai".

This week in Moscow was held the inauguration of Putin. God forbid, not the last. <...> The Constitution of the Russian Federation from last time still kept the warmth of his hand.

Show business is no different from Laundry

Very often movies, plays, music, which releases the latest creep something good, and it's even five minutes says that is not the last beast, not a hardened cynic. If so - it means you got through

The worst, most disgusting movies are shot with the thought "But now I netlenku as zababahat"

You keep away from the heroes. They have each their own. Why you need a hero that everyone will pray? Let each pray in his denomination.

I don't care how to dress. Importantly, comfortable, cozy, and the homeless were not similar, I'm not guilty, I did it a good brand?

It is very important to be able to do not for form's sake, and for yourself, dear, because you can't not do it. It does not insure against errors, but ensures that you're honest even in his errors.

I don't care about public opinion. More corrupt substance, rather than public opinion does not exist.