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Alexander looked out the window, at the little Church and the theater, "Lenk", which has already begun formal exit machines. All parked, honked and swore, and in a narrow street in both directions, long and hopelessly snaked monstrous tube. The disciplined traffic light switched from red to green, but all his efforts were in vain with no one moved.
Somehow, Alexander felt that in this bad traffic jam concentrate the Blues, which only exists in nature, and the hopelessness, and the impossibility of salvation, the world will not allow neither left nor right, neither forward nor back...

"Bentley", "Zhiguli", "Toyota",
How oiled sprats,
Huddle in the crowded concrete runs.
They drivers, passengers,
Prisoners of steel in the world
Waiting for their mercy for an hour.

Why are you so late?
- Tube under water!

Ten or fifteen years ago, the main issues plaguing the Russians was: "What to do?" and "Who is guilty?" Now to them was added a third: "Where did they all go?".

While I was looking for a place to stick the car (L. A. is not threatened with occupation the invaders just can't find a Parking lot)...

- Why in Russia there are no double-Decker buses?
Because we have a two-story tube with a string of obscenities.

Our nature requires transcendence, of extreme. If there are no problems, we begin to create them.

Moscow - it is like champagne.
The same tube and the same gas.

- The situation on the roads improved! I've previously I'm from Moscow Domodedovo airport to the center three hours driving, and yesterday spotted - 2.59. And you say, Sobyanin traffic jams does nothing!

As many Ossetian traditions are contrary to the criminal code of Russia, we will tell you about Russian traditions, especially because almost all the Russian traditions came from Ossetian.
For example, in Moscow there is a tradition to stand in traffic. It is a tradition descended from a very ancient Ossetian traditions to stand on a mountain path among the sheep. All stand - up sheep behind the sheep, no one can go because there is grappled two sheep. All the yelling and blamed the government mountains, for what has created such a narrow pass.

Tube make you feel a part of something bigger?! It's cool..

We complain about a dense stream of cars, but never try to change, because, in truth, in the rush hour we get a secret pleasure only driving most of us remains alone.

Ah, if Eternal city is not tormented by the eternal traffic jams.

The whole street to my left was Packed with traffic, and I watched people sit and wait patiently in their cars. Almost every sat a man and a woman - staring straight ahead, not talking. For all, in the end, everything comes down to expectation. You're all waiting and waiting, hospital, doctor, plumber, psychiatric hospitals, prisons, the mother-death. At first the signal red, then green. Waiting for the world's citizens eat food and watch TV, worry about your work or lack thereof.