Character: Cat



So love is a comic life force. Everything that exists, starting from God Jupiter in the sky and ending with a worm buried deep in the ground, is given over to love without a trace, so it is not surprising that we cats experience on spring nights, when moonlight barely breaks through the veil of clouds, some kind of joy and primal feeling of unease.
№ 455425   Added MegaMozg 01-08-2023 / 21:00
- Did you not listen to me at all? How we without the Alchemist will fight the denigrates.
- If we're going to miss now, there won't be anything further.
- Did you not listen to me at all? How we without the...
№ 418943   Added MegaMozg 12-05-2021 / 14:03
- Amazing grass I'll be your eternal slave. <...>
Oh, how stupid he is, this poor horse.
№ 392320   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2020 / 09:33
- Oh! This is a very smart woman.
- Very!
- But I'm smarter.
№ 392319   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2020 / 09:30
- About... If the woman will bring him the boots, she is not as smart as it seemed.
Why?
- Today I came in his hand, and if tomorrow comes along she is?
- Do you think?..
- The future will tell.
№ 392318   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2020 / 03:03
I'm not a servant and not a friend, I'm a cat! And walk by himself.
№ 392314   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2020 / 02:51
If you think for too long, the mind will definitely be a good idea. Oh! Appeared! I'm going to go sing!
№ 360470   Added MegaMozg 11-02-2019 / 06:16
- What's the book about?
- Well, about life... all sorts of Thoughts...
- Like?
- No!
- And why are you reading it?
To from its hide.
№ 360469   Added MegaMozg 11-02-2019 / 06:15
Rest - in! Sour cream - in! Fish - in!
1 Season 3 Series
№ 343717   Added MegaMozg 17-09-2018 / 03:12
A servant, if you're going to chicken out and run away, I'll find you and cut off your tail.
- I wasn't going to. Until you have at least some clothes, I fear nothing.
№ 313143   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2018 / 00:10
- I try to be a good person, but the cat...
- Come on, get at me.
- Hold on, I know what is good. Know. I want to live a righteous life and be a worthy member of society, but Mr. Virsis inciting me to bad things.
The cat was not there when you killed me, Jerry.
- Have you heard? Heard? Thank you, lady head.
№ 303419   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2017 / 03:06
Where's my grub freak out?
... The best night of my life. Who's a good boy?
- Grub.
- ... Hello, Mr. Verses.
- Has come on. I left you a present on the couch, so you know how to leave us alone without food.
№ 303415   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2017 / 02:15
- Find a new victim. Kill. And you'll know what it's like to be truly alive.
- Killing?
Is better than sex.
He is wrong. We do not have cats, Jerry, we have morality.
Is a good boy.
- Have you heard? I've earned the right to be called a good boy.
- You deserve to be hit by a minivan.
№ 303400   Added MegaMozg 08-10-2017 / 21:36
- Why am I listening to you, you're a cat.
- The cat that speaks and says it's a miracle of miracles.
- What?
- But the guy who says the cat, one foot in the nuthouse.
№ 303398   Added MegaMozg 08-10-2017 / 21:30
- Who is that?
Is pussy, ploskorezy, poker, deltacrl, Sparrow, hamster, Joe, and my new girlfriend Rhonda.
Quote Explanation: Starchy lists Spitz Gidget, pug Mel, Dachshund buddy, hawk Tiberius, parrot Peas, hamster Norman and cat Chloe.
№ 292399   Added MegaMozg 30-06-2017 / 01:48