Character: Jerry Chifeng
- I try to be a good person, but the cat...
- Come on, get at me.
- Hold on, I know what is good. Know. I want to live a righteous life and be a worthy member of society, but Mr. Virsis inciting me to bad things.
The cat was not there when you killed me, Jerry.
- Have you heard? Heard? Thank you, lady head.
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MegaMozg 09-10-2017 / 03:06
Where's my grub freak out?
... The best night of my life. Who's a good boy?
- Grub.
- ... Hello, Mr. Verses.
- Has come on. I left you a present on the couch, so you know how to leave us alone without food.
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MegaMozg 09-10-2017 / 02:15
- Love cats?
- No, the better question is, do they love me. This is because they are our masters, and not Vice versa.
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MegaMozg 09-10-2017 / 02:12
- Find a new victim. Kill. And you'll know what it's like to be truly alive.
- Killing?
Is better than sex.
He is wrong. We do not have cats, Jerry, we have morality.
Is a good boy.
- Have you heard? I've earned the right to be called a good boy.
- You deserve to be hit by a minivan.
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MegaMozg 08-10-2017 / 21:36
- Why am I listening to you, you're a cat.
- The cat that speaks and says it's a miracle of miracles.
- What?
- But the guy who says the cat, one foot in the nuthouse.
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MegaMozg 08-10-2017 / 21:30
