Character: Cat. Page 2

The proverb says: "Living to learn, and learn how to rejoice," but every day brings new dangers and every day we need to be careful. And what is necessary to protect yourself double shell of deceit and meanness, is also the result of a deep acquaintance with life, and know life better. "Because it is so hard to come across among the elderly have at least one decent man."

Cats have like no legs: has never happened to any of them awkwardly stepped and created a sensation. They step soundlessly, as if walking on clouds. Their gait is like the Gong sound in the water, the sound of the harp in the cave.

I patiently listened to all three stories, but, not finding anything funny or instructive, have decided that people only know how to talk to each other when they don't want it, but to laugh at the fact that it is not funny or rejoice, which is sad. And all this only to somehow kill time.

- Well, an international conflict will be ours.
- Let at first will prove!
- First, let catch up!

Call cats is as useless as calling a hurricane.

- What does she want from me? - Coraline asked the cat. Why is she doing everything to keep me here?
- I think she needs someone to love.

Why are you so late?
- Tube under water!

- What's for Breakfast?
- Antifreeze.
- In what sense?
- Antifreeze drip!

- When we last ate?
I do not remember...
- Let's assume that we have an unloading week, and you care about her figure.
- Can I better take care of yours?

- If something happens, I will not survive.
- Do not worry. I mean, worry. I mean, everything will be fine, don't worry.

You so much trouble!
- I know... But I'm worth it!

- Is it true that a cat always lands on paws?
- No, these rumors are spread by dogs!!!

- You hit me with a guitar.
- I'm sorry... the guitar.

- But for what? What does she want from me?
She need to love might... to Love something other than yourself. And maybe she just wants something to eat.
- To eat? Bullshit! Mothers don't eat daughters.
- Who knows. And suddenly you're delicious?