Character: Cat. Page 1
- I write to you, what else? What more can I say? Now I know, in your will me to punish contempt. But you my unfortunate share though a drop of pity for my Woe, the installment plan give to me! - gave the cat a nasty smiling - First I wanted to keep silent, believe me, my shame you would not know never, ever hope I had, though rarely, even in a week time, to make a percent down payment. So! Why is nobody writing? What am I? Trying in vain?
I burst out laughing.
And I was there, the loan is paid, the interest was, two hundred years gave! - continued koteska, - Or not! And they lived, was, good profits, the loan was given. And even their grandchildren recalled, when the latter itself is removed.
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MegaMozg 08-06-2017 / 13:42
- You know what my motto is? Don't beg, don't grovel. Just silently offended! - sarcastically said the cat in my ear.
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MegaMozg 08-06-2017 / 13:38
Mouse, I always said a kind word and a stiletto, you can achieve much more than with just a kind word, - noticed the procession, on the move turning into a cat and climbed on my neck
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MegaMozg 08-06-2017 / 13:37
I'll be wearing boots,
Hat buy.
I will brother I'm hell
The godfather - the king.
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MegaMozg 31-05-2017 / 07:07
- I'm a magician, not see the difference.
- No, rather, you - MAG. Hurry. Because mages turn into big animals. And small become only the wizards. Saying it's harder. I'm reading about it in some textbook.
- Ah, my friend! All this is elementary. Want - will Siskin, want - swift.
- And you would not be able to transform into a mouse?
- Oh!.. To turn into a mouse? And yet, maybe. Hamlet said, "to be or not to be"...
Quote Explanation: Cat tries to trick the Ogre and make him transform into a mouse. Eater know how it will end, but doesn't mind, as tired of life.
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MegaMozg 23-05-2017 / 10:42
Princess and swears like!
However, that is what they are supposed to.
Quote Explanation: Cat talks to himself, realizing that he can marry the Princess. Princess, of course, cranky after a failure.
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MegaMozg 23-05-2017 / 10:40
- I get bored one! Living soul near there!
Fu you! Well, more specifically!
- Hurt no one!
- You get married!
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:03
- Cats do not speak.
- Really? - said the cat.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 21:39
If this is heaven, why are you here?
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 21:11
I'm a cat! Walk everywhere and walk by himself!
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 18:18
The first commandment, in force among the people, says: "thou shalt Love thy neighbor as long as it suits you".
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 19:42
No one deserves more credit than the fool realizes that he is stupid.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 19:42
I believe this is the best definition of man. Man is a creature who torments himself, creating completely useless things for themselves.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 19:42
Indifference is a natural quality of man, and one who does not hide his indifference, honest man.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 19:41
Women are smart. Their arguments are not without logic. So if you had to be born a man, please stay calm when you stomp your feet, kick and otherwise vilified. Moreover, spat and obgadit you, over you will still laugh. And if you are not able to remain calm in this situation, stay away from creatures, called smart women.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 19:41