Book: women

Everything is escapism: playing golf, sleeping, eating, walking, arguing, jogging, breathing, ***ing…

Why I followed her lead is a mystery. I didn't even want to break it. I didn't agree with her ideas, but I liked her anyway.

I have always been a fan of hair and legs.

I forgot that some people live pretty well, while most of the rest eat their own shit for breakfast.

When Richard Burton was asked what he looks for first in a woman, he replied: She must be at least thirty years old.

- You ***eat, - said Lisa, - with the enthusiasm of a person who ***studies for the first time, however, you ***eat inventively.

- I'm generally against everyone.

- I'm generally against everyone.

I was in love again. I was in trouble.

Don't call back, I thought. The best woman I've met and so screwed up. I deserve to be defeated. I deserve to die alone in a mental hospital.

I decided to live until eighty. Just think: you are eighty, and *** eat eighteen! This is the only way to cheat death in the game, if you can cheat at all.

Love is for guitarists, Catholics and chess maniacs.

The person should be, as they say, in its place.

So much grief, even when it all works.