Singer: Edward Harsh

Lynx, Larissa, machine gun,
Pepper, water, helicopter
Half past eight, felt pen,
Ammeter, knife, boots,
Two marinas, a husband and muesli
Field kukuruzova -
These are the thoughts in the mind Buzova!

Thoughts in the mind Buzova Edward Harsh

funny quotes the senselessness

№ 371048 Added MegaMozg 29-05-2019 / 15:04

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The girl led me to a nice restaurant,
Went and I sat with her there.
"What about you, what about you?" - I tell her -
"Order" - say it, - "to Hurry".
She says: "I'll be fresh for 800 rubles,
I'll have the salad for 4000 rubles,
I'll have a salmon steak for 8000 rubles
And maybe Omar will for 9000 rubles.
I want caviar for 80 000 rubles
And maybe I still will... well, any steak for $ 40,000".
And she said, "And you, what will you be?"
And I say to her: "I want to... the sea bass.
Sea bass quickly".

Sea bass quickly Edward Harsh

№ 178733 Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 20:19

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I'll go with you to Canada
I'll go with you to Korea
I got you,
My dear, I'm your gonorrhea.

I'll go Edward Harsh

funny quotes

№ 122596 Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 13:11

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Gays are like November.
The same slush and also disgusted.

Philosophical Edward Harsh

homosexuality autumn

№ 122595 Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 13:10