Movie: Kill me later (Kill Me Later). Page 2



- Have you ever killed?
- Yes! I have a hobby!
- Well, if so.
№ 274918   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 15:11
What a mess. How do people not understand that breaking the law is bad? Do not read Newspapers, or what?
№ 274917   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 15:11
- Look! If you hadn't climbed on the roof, we wouldn't be involved in this shit. One of our own's been shot, maybe killed. You definitely need to kill.
- You're right. Come on, I have little time.
Damn. Look, if you so wish, I will kill you, just don't bother me now. I'll kill you later, I promise. One shot to the head, and all. Even the sidewalk is not smeared.
№ 274916   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 15:11
- I'll kill you if!
- You idiot!
- Stop, I head smash!
Thank you, do me a favor.
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- Crazy? I nearly shot you!
- What are you, stupid? Just shoot me! Shoot!
Quote Explanation: The armed robber ran into the girl who decided to commit suicide.
№ 274914   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 15:11
- We don't get credit? I knew it.
- Wait, she hasn't said anything yet.
- No, you do not denied.
- I knew it!
Technically.
- Technically? What does it mean?
This means that, according to the documents, you have a right to it.
But we will not give it? I knew it!
- No, I just urge you to think carefully about what you are going. Let's start with the fact that this is your first child, right? Can you imagine how much it costs to send their children to College? But he's not even born yet. According to my calculations, with your current income and taking into account future prospects, you never Skopje money for the child's education in College. What if you will need to put tooth braces? What if he can't learn without a tutor? Suddenly he tries anything, he'll be arrested and you will have to hire a lawyer? What if you divorce? I just want to make sure you think things through before taking on this responsibility.
- Maybe she's right, honey, we're really bad thought. Come on.
But she said that we give credit.
- Too many "if". I knew that nothing will come of it.
№ 274912   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 15:10
- Charlie, I gave all the money Heather. I need some money. At least gasoline.
- Repeat after me, Billy: women are bad, Masturbation is good.
Yeah, Charlie in these matters he understands.
№ 274910   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 15:10
"In our beautiful state today is expected cloudy weather with intermittent rains and periodic light". I'm not kidding, I said so - with periodic clearings. I think predictions do they have too educated people. Why not just say: to be gray and wet, as usual, but from time to time will show the sun...
№ 274909   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 15:10
- You smell like my aunt Margaret, it's time to quit.
- Why the hell do you made out with your aunt Margaret?
№ 274908   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 15:10
- If I give in, I'll wait?
- At least a million years!
№ 242826   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 17:38
2 and 2 is always 4, no matter you are handsome or ugly, stupid or smart. Whatever was going on, numbers can be trusted.
№ 207043   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 10:42
- Lend me the car.
- To borrow? For a long time?
- Well, if two days won't return - say about stealing.
№ 161902   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 19:39