Movie: 72 meters



- Crew-already! Step - arsh !!!
- Crew-already! Step - arsh !!!
№ 441198   Added MegaMozg 24-06-2022 / 03:09
Well, marvelous trump cards! I'll bust your asses!
Well, marvelous trump cards! Ill bust your asses!
№ 441183   Added MegaMozg 24-06-2022 / 02:24
- So, you say, with fur inside? ... Gena can.
- So, you say, with fur inside? ... Gena can.
№ 441179   Added MegaMozg 24-06-2022 / 02:12
- Everyone get my cap!
- Everyone get my cap!
№ 441175   Added MegaMozg 24-06-2022 / 02:00
Dear American friends, puff on their radar, listen to the free application to our Telegraph:
Red flaky stumps you all on the collar, in cast iron execution from the Soviet authorities to podvorotnya do not get dirty and the head is not hanging.
№ 184183   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 10:21
- And we die?
Of course he'll die in 100 years.
№ 106767   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 14:44
Of legkostupov,... you know, what's your last name? Legkostupov, that is, light can say that the air... what have You written?! Vest by letter "and" the overcoat through the letter "e" boots at all!.. What are you doing, Legkostupov?! You listen to me, Legkostupov. In the Russian language there are words, there are many. When they are together, it offer, where is the predicate, the subject and other light and shade. And all this - the great Russian language, Legkostupov. Do you understand me?!
- Yes, comrade commander!
- So, we have a great Russian language! In this move the pronoun, verb and subject, and there will be a tone!: "Masha is crying bitterly.", or "our Masha is Crying bitterly". Do you understand?!, well this is poetry!, well this is epic, my mum's mink!!.. And there are even suggestions in one word: "Drizzle", "Evening", "Dusk"... do You feel?
- Yes, comrade commander!
- You don't fucking feel! When I read what you wrote, I scratched in the most indiscreet places! Then the member can be broken before the end of a paragraph get! Who taught you?
- In the school.
- Show me and I will tear them as Tuzik warmer.
- I told you at school.
I abroad, or what he studied, Legkostupov?!
- If I was in school I!.. clearly!.. I b...
- Free...
№ 22021   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 03:31
- The crew! Emergency dive!
- Where's our boat?
- And we are without a boat!
№ 21209   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:55
This is captain Orlov?
- His birthday.
- Today?
- The second week went...
№ 21208   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:55
I've come a long way from sperm to the commander of the submarine.
№ 17204   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 22:21
- In Venice you want. To visit the place where Othello strangled Desdemona.
- Correctly. Go up, visit.
He in Cyprus strangled.
- Sorry. Because I want to Venice.
№ 17203   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 22:21
- Captain 3rd rank Ivan!
- I!
The pubic bone...
№ 17202   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 22:21
Post Scriptum. Which is Latin - see below, dude!
№ 17201   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 22:21