Movie: 50 first dates (50 First Dates)

- Sharks are peaceful creatures.
Is that true? And wound you from?
The shark bit.

- I'm a man, not a seal.
- Well, I'm a vet, not a surgeon. Lie quietly - you will receive a carrot.

- How's the cow?
Just as you did. Do it every day, convinced that she's a cow.

- Derive the arithmetic mean: for me it's the 23rd time for you first. For both the twelfth. And Hawaiian law clearly States that at the twelfth I'm entitled access to the body.

- We had sex?
- No... But I want to!

- Looks like someone is afraid of commitment. I think your girlfriend got drunk at the prom and cheated on you with whole wrestling team.
- Hot. It was a girl from the University and not with the wrestling team, and with supervisor.
- Her old man like?
- Older women are a little over 70.

- She will not be no normal relations with a man, after all, it in the morning do not even know. And the one who is satisfied, not satisfied me.
I don't need a girlfriend for the day.
- Everything in her life for one day.

What am I doing?
- You draw, and You're doing great!
Yeah, right... Well crap I did it!

- You know this guy?
Dude, I don't even know who I am.
You're Pablo Picasso.
- Che, right?
- No.