Game: Mass Effect 3. Page 2

- Where's the target, Glyph?
He's looking for the secret vault, and does not want to be disturbed.
What?
I thought he was you.
- Eh... Find it again.

- Glyph!
- Yes, captain?
- Track the target. I need her current position.
- What is the nature of the target?
He looks like me.
Then I found a purpose.
- No, The Glyph. Another "I". Come on!

- You used me as bait?!
- Look team! Forward!
- You used me! As bait! Did you see that? "Savior of the Citadel" uses a sick man as bait!

- ... Just had two times to save the Galaxy, to order the table. Saw there's a wait? But here I am, sitting and drinking. The best pilot in the Universe, even a rock star. I'd like a cocktail with an umbrella.
- I'm the first Range among the people. Arranged for you two.
- You know how to use the powers, boss.

In my era when we had to flee from the battlefield through the containers with aquatic animals, we usually... Oh, right! We didn't do that. Yes, you are a pioneer, the captain.

- Damn! They closed my favorite sushi bar.
- I'm sorry.
- Shepard, you're not...
- It's me. Went right through the aquarium.
- How did you do it?
Well... had a blast...

The attack on the restaurant was a sensation. Losses among civilians, but a lot of victims among the fish.

- During the Pilgrimage I walked around this sushi bar and looked at the fish in the window. I knew that my threshold will not be allowed, but thought, "someday I will save the Galaxy, but will show you what I'm worth - and then go there for lunch". And then you smash them to the floor.
- And there generally is food that is suitable for you?
- That's not the point, Shepard.

Hey, Shepard, I see you improved the technical compartment.
- Yes, Alliance has redesigned the ship.
But I still have no window in the cabin, in contrast to the Penny. It's probably because I'm a bad kisser...
- No comment!

Hello again. Nobody told you that you're fucking beautiful?

Always a pleasure! Don't be a stranger.

My personality matrix allows with a probability of seven percent to determine what would say the real commander Shepard. Complete me comes simulator "Normandy".

Nice to meet you! I'm captain Shepard, a Navy Alliance. The extranet tells me that you serve the Alliance. Be careful in the war, a colleague. If we work together, nothing in the Galaxy can't stop us... except the Reapers. Have you seen how huge they are?

- You have a pet? I think you like warrenb. Not had to fight with Warren for the money?
- ... Do I really sound like that?
- Well, goodbye for now.