Character: Jeff "Joker" Moreau

- All no longer Tessie? Probably, now Azari regret that dancers have a lot, and DeSantis - a little.
What, I'm in a hurry?
- Suddenly you haven't noticed we just lost a few million lives. Not the time for jokes.
- See? Is Tiptree. A small colony in some God-forsaken corner of the galaxy. There lives my father. And sister. The reapers have arrived two weeks ago. So I know that there is a war, captain.
- Then why the joke?
Scanning SUSIE vitals in your armor shows that you have great stress, more than during BrilliantColor blitz.
Stronger than Elysium when ten of thousands of batarians trying to kill you.
When I last spoke with Anderson, he told me to take care of you.
The man in charge of the resistance, is on Earth-that - worried about you. I'm obliged to help.
- Thank you for caring, Joker, but I'm okay.
Hell! Now you're like polyroot. No offense, SUZY. I feel that the blame for this.
When the Collectors blew up the first "Normandy" , you died because I left the bridge.
Due to the fact that you had to come back for me.
- I could not throw the best pilot in the fleet.
- Yes, it would look bad in your report.