Character: John Shepard

Before I'll fit in... you didn't kill anyone?
- Yes, all living things. However, the hospital is not in the best condition.
Okay. Tell me, what's with Windows.
- A couple of co-workers looked on my birthday. Tried to lower me on the rope on the wall. Failed.
- You have a birthday?
- No. I'm a test-tube, remember? But we still took photos at the monument to the krogan.
On The Podium?
Yeah. SBTS brutalized until got to us. Maybe because their car caught on fire. I don't remember.
- Why they have the car caught fire?
- I've got a bottle of vanish rinkol. Strong stuff, broke out immediately.
- ...
- The guys from SBTS jumped out immediately. Understand that the car does not need them, and took. They quickly disconnected, so far we could not go. Crashed over there. They have poured a paralyzing foam. Against me foam didn't work.
- Why?
Because I was on fire. I'm in a burning car, if you remember. Come on, Shepard, don't stop!
- I'm sorry. So how did they catch you?
- Hungry, bought noodles.
Well, since you had noodles?
- A bit tangy.

- Well, he doesn't want to dance with you?
No, she doesn't.
- I want you.
- [long laughs] seriously, Though, it is not necessary.

- Where vallus?
He brought pizza! Me something to eat wanted.

- At that moment... the moment when I get out of here, I'll rip your head off and decorate it B. I. TS "Normandy"! While her head [Brooks] will hang next to yours! And then I'll take your pumpkins and throw them out the airlock!
Curtain.

If you told me this morning that a toothbrush would save the "Normandy", I would have laughed heartily.

- Where's the target, Glyph?
He's looking for the secret vault, and does not want to be disturbed.
What?
I thought he was you.
- Eh... Find it again.

- Glyph!
- Yes, captain?
- Track the target. I need her current position.
- What is the nature of the target?
He looks like me.
Then I found a purpose.
- No, The Glyph. Another "I". Come on!

- You used me as bait?!
- Look team! Forward!
- You used me! As bait! Did you see that? "Savior of the Citadel" uses a sick man as bait!

- ... Just had two times to save the Galaxy, to order the table. Saw there's a wait? But here I am, sitting and drinking. The best pilot in the Universe, even a rock star. I'd like a cocktail with an umbrella.
- I'm the first Range among the people. Arranged for you two.
- You know how to use the powers, boss.

- Damn! They closed my favorite sushi bar.
- I'm sorry.
- Shepard, you're not...
- It's me. Went right through the aquarium.
- How did you do it?
Well... had a blast...

- During the Pilgrimage I walked around this sushi bar and looked at the fish in the window. I knew that my threshold will not be allowed, but thought, "someday I will save the Galaxy, but will show you what I'm worth - and then go there for lunch". And then you smash them to the floor.
- And there generally is food that is suitable for you?
- That's not the point, Shepard.

- You have a pet? I think you like warrenb. Not had to fight with Warren for the money?
- ... Do I really sound like that?
- Well, goodbye for now.