Game: Darkestville Castle
- You have a robotic Tyrannosaurus Rex that can fly and shoot laser beams?
What?
- You don't have it?
- Why did you decide that I in the tavern, maybe such a thing?
- I don't know... I Just... I just saw this question in the dialogue and decided that it was included there for a reason.
- What are you talking about?
- You know when I talk to you on the questions and answers.
- No, I have no idea what you're talking about... of Course, I know what you're talking about, but we should not discuss the interface: you interfere with the player immersed in the game.
- Oh... okay... sorry... I will try in the future to bring such conversations to a minimum!
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MegaMozg 18-01-2018 / 03:13
- Look, I can prove to you that demons are invading the city!
- You can try... but I'm not going to look out the door. I know you'll leave me a cake or something in this spirit!
- But... demons everywhere... Look! HEY DEMONS, YOU TAKE A CITY?
- Yes!
- Of course!
- No, don't grab!
Hey, one of them said that they did not capture!
- Who said that?
That is not me!
Sorry, I messed up!
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MegaMozg 18-01-2018 / 03:11
- I could join the trade Union of demons?
Of course I can! Oink! But we have a number of minor requirements. You must contact the head office, fill out a form, they will check everything and, of course, you have to be a full citizen of the fifth circle of hell. Your blood needs to treat the second group with a very positive rhesus factor, you have to deduct 75% of their salary to the Fund of the Union of demons for at least three eternities... You need to offer your firstborn in sacrifice to the Lord Sogaku, the destroyer of galaxies and finally... You in no way should be associated with those damned Christmas elves. These foul minions of Santa Claus steal our jobs. So now we are at war. Oink!
- Hell, I'm not sure what my blood type fit.
- I know this whole thing with Lord Sonacom sounds a little harsh, but thanks to him we have a great program dental insurance. Believe me, I have no regrets! Oink! You have to think about it.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2018 / 03:10
- ... I am a licensed team member specializing in large-scale logistics operations. Oink!
What?
- I carry heavy things.
- Ah!
- You must be new here, right? Oink! I don't remember.
- Yes, I'm new. I - operator, specializing in the delivery of messages, news, notifications and other useful information related to our organization.
What?
- I'm a messenger.
- Ah!
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