Character: Union swindeman Burt

- I could join the trade Union of demons?
Of course I can! Oink! But we have a number of minor requirements. You must contact the head office, fill out a form, they will check everything and, of course, you have to be a full citizen of the fifth circle of hell. Your blood needs to treat the second group with a very positive rhesus factor, you have to deduct 75% of their salary to the Fund of the Union of demons for at least three eternities... You need to offer your firstborn in sacrifice to the Lord Sogaku, the destroyer of galaxies and finally... You in no way should be associated with those damned Christmas elves. These foul minions of Santa Claus steal our jobs. So now we are at war. Oink!
- Hell, I'm not sure what my blood type fit.
- I know this whole thing with Lord Sonacom sounds a little harsh, but thanks to him we have a great program dental insurance. Believe me, I have no regrets! Oink! You have to think about it.