Cartoon: Ghetto (The Boondocks)

- Uncle Ruckus, your comments on the leadership of President Obama, you one minute.
I don't need minutes! He's a black son of a bitch from the sweaty jungles of Kenya!

- Relax and be yourself.
- A? No, it never helps.

- So you are measuring success by the number of envy that you inspire others?
- Hey, if nobody comes over, it means you're doing something wrong.
- Then you have a bright future.

- Do you believe in God, Huey? I believe in God.
- First, I'm going to live forever. And if you still die, I'm going to hit God on the head, and then send him out for a cheese sandwich.

Prozac - a sure path to suicide.

Sir, are you aware that the government is beneficial to you died before sixty and has not received a pension?

Don't know, maybe that's part of the plan is to convince me that I'm crazy. I'm starting to believe.

Today I fought with stupidity. And stupidity won.

I'm just saying that Ronald Reagan was Satan.
You are a very educated boy.
I'm trying to explain that Reagan was Satan. Ronald Wilson Reagan - each name is six letters. 666. You are not offended?

Human life is worth exactly as much as he is willing to pay.

Grandfather, can't you see that this whore - slut?

Hey nigga, it's not love, it's lukoseviciute! If a bitch starts to contradict you, you just have to punch her in the face and shout "Shut up and do as you are told by the man"!

- Holy crap! N****n, can someone tell what time it is?!
What's with the clock?..
- The bling wildly glisten in the sun, and you can't see anything!

... excuse me, I have a small announcement. Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, the government lied about September 11. Thank you for your attention.