Author of quotes: Pierre Daninos



There are three types of weather that gardeners complain about: dry weather, rainy weather, and weather in general.
№ 446367   Added MegaMozg 11-11-2022 / 07:42
In someone else's love, everything is banal.
№ 444513   Added MegaMozg 16-09-2022 / 01:30
Whether people go to the theatre because of coughing, or coughing because I go to the theatre?
№ 273410   Added MegaMozg 25-01-2017 / 13:06
You may not notice that you're doing good. But the tax office will notice.
№ 81081   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:06
Colleague - is the subject without any ability, who do not understand why doing the same things You do.
№ 81078   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:06
The British write the words "I" and "God" with a capital letter, but "I" - with little more than "God".
№ 43347   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 19:34
Cynic - a man who says out loud what we think.
№ 10804   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 03:34
It is sad to see how the rich spend money like water, and to realize that you can't help them.
№ 10139   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 01:50