Author of quotes: Shirley MacLaine

Life is Comedy and tragedy interspersed. Some of the most ridiculous phrases I heard at the funeral.

It is useless to catch the man on the floor when he's in love, drunk or running to work.

If I have to go somewhere to visit, where I don't want to be, I am trying my best to play the role of a man who's having a lovely time.

I think about my life as a wonderful play that I wrote myself, so my goal is to get more pleasure from their role.

The best way to get a man to do something - to hint to him that he was too old for such things.