Author of quotes: Daniel Kaygermazov

Tale "Chippolino" is clearly the favorite book of our officials! But somebody tell them to read it to the end! Yes, they have no time to read a story to the end! They laws in three readings adopted, pochityvaya them to the end, and then not reading it.

Darkest accidentally found out that the taxes increased. I can't even imagine what will happen when he finds out about raising the retirement age. The king sent Dimona in the nation. See, came a huge tax on his "GAZ-21" and then he realized that something was not right. Was nineteen the year, the President finally decided to find out how the people live there "in reality, not on paper". "Go, says Dimon, put on rags, to fit in with the overall weight, look, and in time to report!"
Are they really not aware of what is happening in the country? Dimona something commissioned - hide all those who can. SchA he begins to cast in granite. Sent the Fox to count the chickens. This will come and say: "Circle of kindness and justice, your Excellency. They hold as I said. With a highly raised head, preparing for Paradise. Moreover, the proletariat is asked to raise his pension to one hundred years!" In General, Dimon rakes up so that the result will be decided that the tax burden on the population is insufficient.

Primorye. The election for Governor was won by a candidate from our beloved party, which recently adopted a series of anti-people laws. And what he, the candidate, lost even when counting 95 percent of the votes! But in the morning a miracle happened! You are there for the idiots who keep? What is happening there is a disgrace. Not even joke at it. You, "Edrosnya", as the Americans who don't know how to play. You there's all Serena Williams!
A fire drill during counting at one of the sites? You're not even trying to pretend to play by the rules! Quite insolent! Exercises, damn it! There whose ass was on fire? It is easy to guess! At once, the fire brigade arrived in time, even to the exercises and saved burning the fifth point of the candidate from "Edrosni"!

Maybe this whole story is a sort of advertising Salisbury Cathedral and the spirits of her mother, "Nina Ricci"?

This, apparently, in case anyone still doubted that the state Duma fell on his head. <...> If I don't pay utilities, I demand a trial by combat? And I'm not really caught up about equal. We have institutionalized the division into nobles and serfs? It is necessary, and the Constitution sort of says that we are all equal. But where the Deputy from the liberal democratic party is?

Man, maybe the crop is lost at the plantation in Tuscany! Pressed the grapes as Celentano, but he tripped and got a sports injury.

VTSIOM's maiden name of "United Russia". These surveys are always carried out in the Russia, where the citizens money is nowhere to go where citizens get laid, live to one hundred and twenty years, eat rainbows and poop butterflies.

The power of having fun and is entertained as if left there is still one people!

For people who do not feed their Deripaska, will feed someone else.

As told the investigator: "the Main thing in the course of investigations - not to go on ourselves."

Congratulate all of us with "caritasitaliana" and good mood! However, there is no money. Come on, come on, pull up the good mood. The new Prime Minister is a good one - you'll see. But how it all started well: after the inauguration of the President of Russia Vladimir Putin, the government headed by Medvedev resigned. Formality is probably one of the few that is really enforced in Russia. <...> by the Way, he has invited Siluanov as first Deputy Prime Minister. Mutko and Deputy Prime Minister. The construction will meet. Breakthrough is cancelled! Well, for a breakthrough, we need a team, not divers looking for the bottom. In General, this appointment Dark takes the responsibility fully on himself. Will no longer that the king is good, and the bad boyars. I understand that on a crossing do not change horses, but turtles and donkeys wouldn't hurt.

Mr Dvorkovich, I think, to worry here about. The majority of citizens, even at thirteen percent don't have money to buy tickets for domestic flights. There is too much, to flee the country! Maybe MPs and Ministers to reduce salaries, and? Still do not flee from the state Duma and the government! Come on, keep quiet! We, all citizens, have the great honor, we had a high level of confidence - to pay taxes. And not thirteen, and possibly fifteen percent. Still got promoted in rank. Therefore, we must do all that we then said, "You are justified provided you with high confidence!"
Mr Dvorkovich, and all your gopkompaniya, it is clear that the easiest way to boost the coffers is to go into the pockets of ordinary, hard-working man, but maybe, for once in my life going from the highest resistance? For example, to introduce a progressive tax. Let the oligarchs pay, not a simple man and so big half of the salary goes to utilities and other taxes! Okay, forgive us, slaves, understand, yachts of the oligarchs not getting any younger, kids older, palaces needed. All understand this perfectly.

If, as he [Dvorkovich] said, between thirteen and fifteen percent, there is no difference, then why the hell not eleven percent? Fucking mathematician! What you do not one of the possible numbers? The difference is small, and the remaining two percent, we'll figure out where to send. And maybe Dvorkovich change from his luxurious car on "Lada-Grant" or "Prior"? The difference then no. There are four wheels, one steering wheel, bibibi one and the same.

Unknown stole the road with a total length of about twenty-five miles in Orel oblast /TASS/. Management SK the Russian Federation across the Oryol region opened a criminal case for stealing slabs of concrete pavement of a rural road. Road for more than twenty-five miles, from where stole the plate, led to three settlements in Shablykinskogo area. The investigation is underway. A criminal case under article negligence.
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In Russia two troubles. One of them even managed somehow to steal twenty-five kilometers of road! Maybe after all it was only on paper? Because I don't understand how this is possible! The mystic!