Author of quotes: Azamat Musagaliev

- What kind of boring you, boring childhood...
Is I have a boring childhood? Here you ever father flogged?
- Have found than to surprise!..
- And in front of the Odessa gentlemen?
- No.
- That you ever rhyme on a chair told me... before Guzman?
- No...
- And on the twelfth of the Sochi international winter festival... you forgot?
- No...
- But I... either.

- What have you done, San Sanych! It's camisasca mafia!
- "Camisasca mafia"!.. Azamat, well, it's funny!
- You know, they're unpredictable! They can do everything. They can now go and not go at all!

Addition is the most useful function in the world. We put the letters and get words. We add products - we get delicious food. Foldable sofa - find the remote.

Logic - it is like a cork adjustment screw in the carburetor. Many are not even aware that it exists.

As the saying goes, mood, mood, and schedule questions. Tell me, please, why the doors in the ladies toilet painted standing woman? Why do scientists test in mice, and politicians from the people? Why if you steal, you go to jail and if you steal songs, then on the couch with the stars?

The average Russian can endlessly look at three things: fire, water, and a new smartphone on display.