Author of quotes: Leonid Kanevsky

Party - not only directing and guiding force, and a caring mother-in-law and mother-in-law. No mercy for domestic razlozhennom! Do not let the sway of society!

"Advertising is a means of fooling buyers." The great Soviet encyclopedia. But it is their capitalist false advertising! Our, Soviet, truthful - the motor trade.

How to solve a crime in one hour? Very simple. Just need to watch a good movie.

There is an anecdote:
- Doctor, I feel bad, I have something liver aches.
- It is clear. Cologne drinking?
- Pil. Does not help.

A Soviet-time joke. Switzerland seven times can be placed on the territory of Tyumen region. Can. But does not want.

The cap for the Soviet people a very valuable piece of clothing. The rate of Blagosostoyanie.

Happiness in Kaluga is when the house is quiet.

Revenge, in spite of its attractiveness, and makes people weak. Puts them on the same level with their enemies.

Cleaning is manly. A serious and responsible. Most often they have to deal with lightning, when the door is already calling guests. The main principle - nothing should get in the eye and underfoot.

In the Soviet years there were hundreds of organizations with unpronounceable names: Oblsnab, Obesity, Reportsby. They people were doing very important things - went to work.

Over some areas of Leninsk-Kuznetsk time has no power here at home the old Stalinist low-rise buildings. The eye does not catch hold. These houses were created not for beauty. Beauty was Stalin's Empire in Moscow and Leningrad. Everything here says, "Nothing to distract! We have to work!"

For most Soviet people, the word "cottage" had a value that you will not find any word of synonyms. The word "stick"!

It's amazing how quickly the plumbing moving through the stages of evolution. Each new specialist is smarter than the previous one.

The dream - she is the dream, to not have borders.