Author of quotes: Whitney Cummings

We already have robots on our phones. And the biggest problem is that the phone performs my orders. I need a phone that will be able to refuse. Such the phone: "No, bitch, we won't get back into your ex Instagram! You broke up four years ago. The request was denied. No, you can not buy these mini-shorts with bows. You're too old for this shit. Redirect to chicos.com".