Author of quotes: Oleg Divov. Page 1



If you were a cog in accurately adjusted and carefully tuned mechanism, kindly go through the thread.
№ 270000   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:26
Better to go bad than good standing.
№ 269999   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:26
Come and see us. Tea with bagels do not promise, but quick delivery to almost any area of Moscow - guarantee.
№ 269998   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:26
The longer the driver drives the train, the higher the chances that it will fall under the wheels. It may happen in the end is not scary, even funny, only the driver will be back home very angry. Perhaps it might be meat. And the driver will come sad. In both cases, he is likely to get a sniff and will complain about the fate of a dull Mat. And try he does not sympathize.
№ 269997   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:26
How are the people who drive the trains, to the passengers? For the most part good-natured condescension, like children. Litter, hold doors, they fight, they fight - well, pure children. Will grow out of it. Maybe. Some grow up your whole life.
№ 269996   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:26
Not only mirror, but would not sell someone a mirror... Your mother! Hey, wonder at the tiny blue feet, where, well, where do you climb?! It's a train, not a man, he's not fucking, he presses!
№ 269995   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:26
Of course, in the rush hour to ogle once. The passenger need to sit in the car, the driver is to stay in the chart.
Meanwhile, full of the eyeballs of the train took two thousand people. Two regiments of infantry office at a time.
And even if such numbers bad fit in the head, but only one driver is transporting more than a million people.
For them, staying invisible.
№ 269994   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:26
The Metropolitan sacred underworld. Down there, every time you make a sacrifice (fare) on the altar (turnstile) on the way hear the voice of the angel (the next station so-and-so), and sometimes to you, and he underground God speaks (not the doors!!!).
№ 269993   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:26
I love my job, but sometimes I go nuts with it.
№ 269991   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:26
Any driver once he comes to the conclusion that he really still Thursday, or September.
№ 269990   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:26
The October Field. The stairs carried the old lady, jumping over two steps, and swinging a stick around, punching their way into the human stream. Jumps from behind the truck - it seems that even a little bit, and the wheels will fly in different directions. On the platform, a cry of "IN-WAIT-I-t-E!!!.." Speechless and spit on the interval (a miracle - and not to examine?), waiting for "God's dandelion", are closing their doors. And before you put the handle in the "course", I heard a voice from the interior: - Oh, old age - no joy, legs ache, place someone lost!
№ 269989   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:26
Remember: always be a next train.
№ 269988   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:26
By the way, you never asked the question: what is said (and what words) locomotive crew, asking Anna Karenina?
№ 269987   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:26
When Igor awoke ahead of time, instead woke up to a murderous monster. To kill it, of course, wouldn't kill, but bite might be.
№ 238208   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 13:42
Oh, Holy mother of poker, I'm back behind enemy lines!
№ 238207   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 13:42