Author of quotes: Jimmy Carr. Page 3

At the end of the movies they write that all characters are fictitious and any coincidences are accidental. But why it was to write in "the Lord of the rings"?
Someone probably would like to relax in New Zealand, but is afraid that this will ruin the army of orcs.

Some say they hear voices in their head. And where else to hear them? Hearing voices in the feet - that would be weird.

When I was a child I had an imaginary friend. I was sure he could hear me and fulfill all my desires. Then I grew up and stopped going to Church.

There are two types of people: the first to laugh at jokes about religion and God, and the second will go to heaven.

When I see a goth on the street, I don't see it as goth. I see two disappointed parents.

Have you ever received a restaurant bill, which says: "Tips are not included" - and thought, "so what?"