tips [Theme]

- I hate math. It's pointless.
Is a school. And it is important. And mathematics is required.
Why?
- To know how much to tip at a restaurant.
And other less important Sciences. Such as medicine, Economics, engineering...
And for the tip.

- Less nothing?
- Keep the change.
- A bigger?
- Is. But it's for my wife.

A Minister in the white sweater he opened the cabin and put it in my pocket tip, but it was obvious that he was a liar, that he doesn't drink tea, that it is not an innocent tip, and wine, or even brandy.

I believe that the inability to give an adequate size tip - a sure sign of a loser.

Do not humiliate the man a ruble - give him three.

Have you ever received a restaurant bill, which says: "Tips are not included" - and thought, "so what?"

- Did you see how she smiled at me?
- She didn't smile at you, and your tip.

- 5 cents?! Clean sheets don't wait.

Tip - the key to friendship.