TV series: Alf (ALF)

- You can, sir. This is the third planet from the Sun.

- Fine. So I can enter.

“I bet you can't say it six times faster.

- As if my nose is full of rat pups.

I promised to help young Tanner be born, and Melmakians sometimes never break promises.

As I have told you many times, we will perfectly cope with childbirth, without turning it, as you like to do it, into an emergency. I understand that this is a very long sentence, I hope I put it quite accurately.

- If you don't go to school, you will not achieve anything in life. You'll hang around all day at home and watch TV like I do.
But, I want to be like you!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

- Why don't you throw all this stuff out of the attic?
- We can't get these things, it's part of us.
Or, more accurately, who we were.
- Judging by the pants you have in your hands, Kate, you were not all there.

- As you already realized, I'm in big trouble...
- You don't have otherwise.

- Give him a call.
- I don't know what I like.
- You don't want any of you guy know that you like him?
Exactly.
- It is logical. On this planet no one says what he thinks.

- He can't take a hint.
I wonder if he will understand a kick in the ass?

Willy, it was an accident!
- Coincidence?! Yes, you almost killed me saying that it was an accident?!
- Well, call it a mistake...

Brian, bring me a book costs. Or as I call it, "gone with the wind".

To complete the parachute jump. To complete a parachute jump?.. How do you jump with a parachute not to the end? You fly half way?