TV series: Alf (ALF). Page 2

I sat quietly, peacefully. Then I got hungry. Further, as in the fog.

I would have fainted, but you have me believe.

I so sensitive in some kind of tension?

Yes when I broke?.. Well, I mean lately? Well, this week... Well, at least today... Well, at least after lunch...

Vegetables is not food, is what to eat with food!

- This is a jigsaw puzzle.
- It's broken!
- That's the object, ALF. You're supposed to put it together.
- Why? I didn't break it!
Is a toy - puzzle.
- She is broken!
In this sense, Alf. You have to collect it.
- What is it? I didn't break it!

I think we agreed that you will ask permission before touching my tools.
- I'm sorry. You can?
Yes.
- You see, you are still in charge.

- The night before Christmas! I already hid all the eggs!
But we hide eggs on Easter...
Oh, yeah, Christmas is when we carve pumpkins!

Another anecdote. If all the mushrooms you can eat? All, but some only once.

- Alf, I'm trying to explain to you that ways to remove the cat's skin more than one.
- Oh, you read my cooking notes...

Fire? Come soon! I was attacked by a giant cockroach! Not coming? Then I'm a cat and can't get down from the tree.

- Be careful. Game Cyrano can not bring any good.
- Cyrano is as poker?

- Don't you understand?
- Do not get it?
- The essence of life together. We make laws and execute them in order to make our lives turned into chaos. If someone violates these laws, you or I, who is still, then life becomes impossible.
- Your truth. I don't get it.

We say "If you love someone, let him go. If he comes back to you it is yours. If it will move the car, so be it."