TV series: Alf (ALF). Page 1

- Sleep in the fresh air, looking at the sky.
Thanks, I love the ceilings.

Come on, guys, I'm late for a wedding!
- Don't forget to bring a baseball glove!
Why?
- It will be easier to catch squid wedding!
- On the ground don't attack marine animals in the wedding day.
- Then why get married?

This is all very nice, but I didn't realize...

Oh-Oh-Oh, it is only to point someone at a hole in his Outlook, and he immediately offended.

I'm afraid you'll have to love me to the grave.

So, what are we to think of Alf?
- Well, for example, the electronic sandwich maker.
- This machine, which itself brings you a sandwich.
- No, a sandwich that takes you to your Golf club.

- What kind of tea you prefer-herbal or regular?
- I prefer Scotch.

[Alf President]
Ralph, do you think to solve the problem of the homeless?
- Already decided!
- How decided?
- For each of them to build a house.
- What are you going to do about unemployment?
It's gone. All build homes!
- Can and war no more?
- And who to fight? All the running, Wallpapers for new homes choose.

- Take me with you!
- You know I can't!
- Well, shove me in a trunk!
- There is little air, you'll suffocate!
I'll wear scuba gear! It will last for 30 minutes. Plus, if we fall from the bridge, I'll survive!

Ralph, where did you get that zipper?
Willy, do you remember your old coat that you want to throw - don't throw it out... I cut off the zip with your new coat.

- Can't move, Willie!
Why?
Because I lose!

- Have you ever heard the saying: "From the curiosity killed the cat"?
Yes. We Melmak to her add: "pass the Sauce, please!"

Let's first take a bite, and the friendliness of the show then.

Oh my God, you are so irritable in the heat! Don't let me forget that I didn't take you with me on mercury!