TV series: Alf (ALF). Page 3



- Tell me, tell me again... Why are you flooded living room?
- Wanted to make a skating rink.
How are you going to freeze?
- Would include the conditioning...
- Tell me one more time..! Again!
- It's not a Bergman film... everything is simple and obvious - water, air, holiday on ice.
3 Season 19 Series
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Lin shows for the whole family your picture, which depicts a green pear. What Alf immediately responds: "Baby, it's not to my taste. Go to the next one." And later adds: "Lin, listen to the elders to leave the art! Follow the plan "A" - grab the first rich man."
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Willie, why don't you praise when I'm disrespecting you?
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And the mass is the same as lunch?
Quote Explanation: in the monastery
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BBQ is lit... especially the wheels.
4 Season 12 Series
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The fat burning! The fat burning! Drop curtains-and-ink me!
1 Season 11 Series
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Now we have to blue dots.
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Call reporters: we have a democracy is dead!
1 Season 11 Series
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I'm tired, I blink hard!
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We have several classes of shipments: 1st, 2nd, fish... and ham.
1 Season 15 Series
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Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism.
3 Season 24 Series
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- What Randy?
- Unknown. Information came into his head, and now unsuccessfully looking for there brains.
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- The police came. What did you do, Alf?
- Of course, blame the guy in a dress!
1 Season 2 Series
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- Has anyone seen the yellow tape?
- And what color is it?
1 Season 2 Series
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Don't you love cats? Yes, You just don't know how to cook them!
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