Character: Alf

- As if my nose is full of rat pups.

I promised to help young Tanner be born, and Melmakians sometimes never break promises.

- If you don't go to school, you will not achieve anything in life. You'll hang around all day at home and watch TV like I do.
But, I want to be like you!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

- Why don't you throw all this stuff out of the attic?
- We can't get these things, it's part of us.
Or, more accurately, who we were.
- Judging by the pants you have in your hands, Kate, you were not all there.

- As you already realized, I'm in big trouble...
- You don't have otherwise.

- Give him a call.
- I don't know what I like.
- You don't want any of you guy know that you like him?
Exactly.
- It is logical. On this planet no one says what he thinks.

- He can't take a hint.
I wonder if he will understand a kick in the ass?

Willy, it was an accident!
- Coincidence?! Yes, you almost killed me saying that it was an accident?!
- Well, call it a mistake...

Brian, bring me a book costs. Or as I call it, "gone with the wind".

To complete the parachute jump. To complete a parachute jump?.. How do you jump with a parachute not to the end? You fly half way?

On Melmak I was known as Master of Science.
- Yeah? From what master of science is not able to repair your spaceship?
Because the MSC does not know how to handle tools. So I was expelled from dental school.
- You went to dental school?
Yes. I thought that it was the most simple craft. We have only 4 teeth.

- Sleep in the fresh air, looking at the sky.
Thanks, I love the ceilings.

This is all very nice, but I didn't realize...

[Alf President]
Ralph, do you think to solve the problem of the homeless?
- Already decided!
- How decided?
- For each of them to build a house.
- What are you going to do about unemployment?
It's gone. All build homes!
- Can and war no more?
- And who to fight? All the running, Wallpapers for new homes choose.