TV series: Alf (ALF). Page 4

If we had a dog, residues would not be.
- Right, we'd eat a dog in one sitting!

- You don't want the guy you like know that you like him?!
Exactly.
- It is logical.

- 5 cents?! Clean sheets don't wait.

Willy, I know the rule "We don't eat members of our family..."
- We don't eat members of one's family!
- And whom do we eat?

- To the world peace, world leaders should embrace and kiss each other.
- You think Reagan and Gorbachev kissing?
- Not on the lips...

- By the way, don't look for your laxative on a rope.
- You mean my soap on a rope?
- Trust me, it's a good weak...

- Since when do you sleep standing up?
Since then, as sleep with this box on his head.
- You're funny.
- Well, not funnier than you sleep: mouth open, saliva on the pillow...

- All the churches are booked, except the chapel nudists.
- If she agrees, then we're not going anywhere - I have a tattoo that my God!

- Here, hold it, Willie. This nuclear waste off my ship. Don't worry, life on your planet is not in danger, while the lid is closed!
- ...
- Wow, my colored pencils...

- It's good you came, what you brought me?
Nothing.
- Great! The same thing you brought yesterday!.

When crawling under other people's Windows and do not hear!

- Come on, Jake, you are now the master of the house!
- So now I can watch sports in my underwear?

- Still only seven in the morning and we're ready to grab each other by the throat!
- We don't grab each other by the throat!
- Lean...

- Just stabbed a penknife, a water snake with a length of twelve meters.
In our garden there are water snakes!
- I told you - such a bright green and spit water!
- It was our new garden hose!
- Now I understand why she to the tap stuck.