Character: Hank Moody. Page 5

- What are your plans?
I don't know, I thought to start the morning with a couple of toast and half a grapefruit, then take a notebook and write ten pages and then to run... Or score at all, jerk off and sleep.

The safest sex phone sex.

Morning with the feeling of awkwardness is better than a night alone...

- Your assistant makes me want to touch myself in obscene places. She has a tattoo lower back, you know what that means?.. She loves in the ass!
Really?
- I noticed that the tattoo on the tailbone - a sign of the tendency to promiscuity.
- I don't know...
- Her nose pierced!
- What? This means that she loves in the nose?

Hey, look at the clock... the hour hand shows "go" and the minute "fuck it". Well, that second no, really!?

You look at me as if I want to fuck your cat.

Another Sunny day in hell.

- What do you need?
Well, peace in the middle East, a two-hour orgasm...

Oh, and it would be better if I could suck myself, Priputina while the melodies of the Beatles, but until I reached such heights of skill.

Don't tell me what I need. My whole fucking life people tell me what I'm doing wrong. I'm always a wanker ***any. But I look around and see that everything are bigger Dicks than I do.

OX is fucking ridiculous.

- You smell like pussy.
- Thanks!
- You smell like sex!
- Thank you...