Character: the wife of Colonel



- The dream of porridge will not weld.
- Porridge will not weld, but it will feed.
№ 378157   Added MegaMozg 10-09-2019 / 00:27
It is always better to conduct his Affairs himself.
№ 378154   Added MegaMozg 10-09-2019 / 00:18
- Here are twenty-nine pesos, we will refund their godfather Sabas, ' he said. - Pay the rest when you get your pension.
And if you don't get? - asked the woman.
- Get.
- And if you did not get?
Then don't pay.
№ 146345   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 18:42
Today I had to drive the children with a stick, she said. - Brought the old hen to cock trampled her.
- The usual thing, ' said the Colonel. In the villages, Colonel Aureliano Buendia also led girls.
№ 146344   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 18:42
- You were some bones.
- Prepare themselves for sale, the Colonel said. - Already have an order from the factory clarinets.
№ 146343   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 18:42
- Tell me what we gonna eat?
The Colonel needed to live seventy-five years - exactly seventy-five years, minute by minute - to reach this moment. And he felt invincible, when clearly said:
Shit.
№ 117097   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 20:24