Character: Alex. Page 2

I'm a pig!!!
- I - meerkat. Stupid, fat, naive... What?

- Sit? Burst? And to share? - opened mouth cousin.
- The division - the simplest* and we have other mechanisms of reproduction, - I snapped.* The Lord commanded to divide - said the amoeba and divided in half.

And your father is doing what?
My? Well, he's... Well, it is often the work of change. Well, it is a big company works, not on large. Here. Any trip there shorter. Here. To be honest, I don't know at all where he works, and generally where he is now. We do not live, in short, with him.
I'm sorry, I didn't know.
- No, there is nothing. It happens.

- Why are you the lessons all the time in the window watching? What do you see?
- And the lessons it is necessary to listen to what the teachers say? asked Alex with irony, which he never managed to demonstrate before the girl.
- If not come up with something new instead of: "I have learned, but forgotten."
- These words should be carved on marble.

- Do you like Hugh Jackman?
- Mas, I love you more than life, but if I had a chance with Hugh Jackman, you would be found in packages for garages.

You, Yes I have this Anna do under the anthem will not rise.

- Oh, well, he still Peter did!
- And imagine what would have made Peter him if I saw it!

You know, I saw your Lyosha, sick, man rescued.
And he is not sick, it is just different. The world, Pasha is only a platform for games apparent, and life is given to us to overcome this apparent knowledge is true.
- I can live with that.
- If you really want to, you can, well, and if not, then not really.

- But how Ukrainian is the hotel?
- Wanted.
- A room?
- Numer.
- A feather as?
- Parina!
- Ops, so I know the Ukrainian language!

Wait, I'll change and you'll play the piano!

- May I have fifty grams of cognac, please?
- Maybe just stolnichek?