Character: Ted (Ted)



- Look, this thing will hurt your finances. How would you rate your condition?
- We invest mainly in Railways.
- Yes, Radianska branch, Baltimore, United Agio, Pennsylvania.
- I want to buy trams. I have Atlantic Avenue and Marvin gardens.
I have four houses on Baltic Avenue, I want them to demolish and build a hotel.
- I took second place in a beauty contest is $ 50 net.
This monopoly or what?
I'm quickly going through the whole circle and will receive $ 200.
Ted 2 (Ted 2) John Lawyer Ted (Ted)
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№ 212965   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 15:41
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I'm sorry, but you're not my type.
- Who's your type?
Cookie.
The third wheel (Ted) Ted (Ted)
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№ 131404   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 09:46
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- Describe yourself!
- Warm fur, half a bucket of fluff and perky merry eyes.
The third wheel (Ted) Ted (Ted)
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№ 131402   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 09:46
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Hey, johnny, booze up the beer?
- The Dodge on Bukhovskogo?
Can Boscoesarmy?
- Maybe Prince Buchanska?
Or on the Novel Muhlenkamp!
The third wheel (Ted) John Bennett (John Bennett) Ted (Ted)
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№ 130897   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 23:49
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I'm taking Laurie to the pub. She did not think that the case takes a serious turn?
- You mean anal?
- No ***s! About the Golden round ***Nude on the finger.
- Oh ***! You were with her 4 years, and me for 27. Where's my ring? Huh? Where's my ring, bitch? I'm asking you!
Good, Ted!
- Where's my ring on a hairy finger, asshole?!
The third wheel (Ted) John Bennett (John Bennett) Ted (Ted)
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№ 130887   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 23:49
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- I wish I was given a Winnie the fucking Pooh!
- Repeat what you said...
The third wheel (Ted) John Bennett (John Bennett) Ted (Ted)
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№ 130886   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 23:49
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- Watch where you're going, jackass!
- I'm a bear!
Quote Explanation: Ted drove dangerously.
The third wheel (Ted) Driver Ted (Ted)
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№ 130885   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 23:49
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- You can't take responsibility for their own actions.
- You know how?
- I don't! I fucking Teddy bear!
The third wheel (Ted) John Bennett (John Bennett) Ted (Ted)
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№ 130884   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 23:49
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- Well, th, you got it?
I'll take you to the edge of the world!
The third wheel (Ted) John Bennett (John Bennett) Ted (Ted)
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№ 130882   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 23:48
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- You look great!
Dude, do I look like an accountant Winnie the Pooh.
The third wheel (Ted) John Bennett (John Bennett) Ted (Ted)
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№ 130880   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 23:48
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