Character: Anthony "Tony" Stonem

- Wait, why do you want to take car of my dad? Why can't we take your father's new car?
Because my dad has Central locking, sophisticated alarm system, and besides, he will be happy, if I go to prison.

I sleep with girls, you persuade them to commit suicide.

- Tell me you love me.
- You know I love you.
- No, say it like you'd die for me like nothing else matters, that life without me is meaningless if you are even slightly worried about... Well, come on!
- Well, we are... come on.
- The wrong answer.