Character: Dudley Dursley

- Dad gone mad, right, mom? - sadly said Dudley after a day uncle Vernon left the car at the coast, locked them in the car, and he disappeared.

- Get the mail, Dudley, ' growled uncle Vernon from behind his paper.
- Go after her Harry.
- Harry, get the mail.
- Send her Dudley replied Harry.
- Poke him with your stick, Dudley - advised uncle Vernon.

- How many gifts?
- Thirty-six. I did the math.
- Thirty-six?! And last year I got thirty-seven!
But some of them much more than last year.
- I don't care what they are anymore!

In this school the upperclassmen on the first day beginners to stick his head in the toilet - immediately began to taunt Dudley. - Want to go upstairs and try?
- No, thanks, ' replied Harry. Suffering the toilet never put anything worse than your head - it, the poor thing, may vomit.