Character: Mike. Page 2
I need a girl who will come with me, immersed in self-consciousness, and weird chair in the head. Then, waking up, if I Wake up, I go up to her and in response crack on the head some with a stool. After she gets on his feet, we'll take a beating each other into the meat, swearing, shouting and cursing each other. And then, unable to move from pain and shortness of breath, we both shall all burst into tears, ask each other for forgiveness and admit that we have the same troubles.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 00:04
Hey Marcus, in these situations I try to cheer you up and always say that everything will be fine, not tushuysya buddy, we get out...
Yeah, yeah..
but today, man, that would be a lie.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 19:24
A man in love eats love's power that no one can win.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 16:59
The conversation through the laptop (In brackets are the words of millionaire out loud):
- I can't pay you 10 million bad. Our family is certainly not poor, but all the money in the case will take many weeks to collect the money.
In this case, let it be 8000000
- "For a discount of 20 percent, and we even negotiations are not started, here Loches@RA"...
One million
One million will not go! 6 million!
- "A complete idiot, not able to negotiate"...
Okay 4 million
- "Newbie"...
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 16:06
- We need gas masks and machine.
And... gas Masks not to get poisoned with gas?
- Well done.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 16:06
Mike is teaching the girl karate.
- So, girl, you need to attack when your opponent is not looking and not protect yourself...
Girl hits right below the belt. Mike drops to his knees.
- You little shit!
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 16:06
Life is strange, cruel, sometimes crazy, but most importantly, everything in it - pure coincidence...
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 11:14
Oh, God, Mike, did you see that?
Machine throws! How could I not see it?!
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:28
