Character: John McClane

- On the tombstone you write "Always in the wrong place and wrong time".
- Maybe "yuppie-Kai-Hey, little thing"?

- If you take away any one thing, the system restored. But if you carry all at once, the system will collapse and... look around!
Come on, the government has a whole bunch of services in such cases.
Five days it took to deliver to New Orleans the water.

- What do we do?
- There's this thing they invented in the ' 60s Jogging.

- You're just enjoying yourself...
- There are lighter moments.

- Know for being a hero give? Nothing. You're risking a Pat on the back "Blah-blah-blah, you're done".. Divorce.. your Wife can remember your last name, kids don't talk... eating Breakfast alone.. Trust me, kid, nobody wants to be.
- So what do you do then.
Just no one else right now.. believe me, would have been different, I conceded to it, but no.. That's the humpback.
- Yeah.. that's why you are a hero.

- We'll come and get you in fifteen minutes!
- Don't worry! Will kill me in four!

Now I understand how it feels to the canned vegetables.

- I saw a corpse, is it you sewed?
- No, I only embroidered!

- Sir, this line is only for very important calls.
And me, I'm ordering a pizza?!

The world's 9 million terrorists, and I came across with feet like Cinderella!

- Carlisle, let me ask you. That disables the metal detector - the lead in your ass or the shit in your brain?

- Did you bring a COP into my command centre?
It's a basement!
It is a basement!

- I'm not a doctor, but you look like a wounded!
- Yes? Sexy?

- Bad jump out of the car on the move...