Character: Eliza Dooley (Eliza Dooley)

There is nothing that can not fix the cake. In addition to alcoholism.

Three of the most brilliant people: the slut who invented Scotch tape for clothing, the psychic aunt in the Navigator and paranoid type who invented the caller ID.

Is your sister my phone broke.
- Your sister? You said your whole family drowned in the sea.
My sister drowned in the sea, okay. She was on land. My whole family is alive, unfortunately.

I can get hundreds of likes, retweets and favorites, but it is possible that no-one will look at me the way Terrance was looking at her.

With the phone we have it serious. I eat with him. I'm sleeping with him. I can't breathe.

Once you have the ability to spy on their ex, you just can't refuse.