TV series: Selfie (Selfie)

There is nothing that can not fix the cake. In addition to alcoholism.

Three of the most brilliant people: the slut who invented Scotch tape for clothing, the psychic aunt in the Navigator and paranoid type who invented the caller ID.

Is your sister my phone broke.
- Your sister? You said your whole family drowned in the sea.
My sister drowned in the sea, okay. She was on land. My whole family is alive, unfortunately.

Your concern for my right knee. I saw you limping all morning.
- Trying to get in my head? Through the knee?

- Your hair wants to be like mine.
The hair is not endowed with feelings and can't dream of.

If you used at least part of his narcissism to solve problems that poison our society, the rising sea levels, autism, or a sharp reduction in bee population would have been in the past.

I can get hundreds of likes, retweets and favorites, but it is possible that no-one will look at me the way Terrance was looking at her.

- For the first time in the life of a child is laid to sleep!
- I'm sure everything will be fine.
- Good night, Kevin.
- And you.
- Now I turn off the light.
- You know, do what you must, come what may.

And first friend on Facebook was my mother. However, as in life.

- You need to become a person who thinks all day about the opposite sex!
- ... a lesbian?

I'd rather be away from it all than close with everything that moves.

You think you catch the point, but you really miss him.

With the phone we have it serious. I eat with him. I'm sleeping with him. I can't breathe.

Once you have the ability to spy on their ex, you just can't refuse.